iBennet/ iDrew

wow i had this odd dream last night

i was giving alan bennet a blow job

just as he was about to come he said


in his funny little way

i looked up startled

he shot me in the eye



i was then on a cliff top with the duke of gloucester

you know the way dreams have a strange tendency

to cut out the boring bits

of how I got there

without a blind dog or white stick and

why i should be with a character from king lear

(please let me be cordelia  please let me be cordelia)



we was both stumbling around

crashing into each other like bumper cars

but there was a gang of lemmings

just hanging out

chewing gum

acting all tuff

one of them says

why don’t you two piss off and find yer own cliff top


the lemmings then unexpectantly jumped

(no strings attached)

into a red arrows style formation

only to re-emerge as alan bennet again


which made me shiver

would you like a cup of tea

i’ve some home made scones that mother baked

fresh this morning with lashings of cream


oh my days

i pray

i’m never so drunk as to dream of

giving alan bennet a blow job




Writing under the name of iDrew to co-ordinate with her titles, Essex girl Drew has previously been published in various magazines both on-line and in print.  She enjoys shopping, boys and clubs but claims these are all merely research for her writing.   She is also one of the founding members of the Clueless Collective and can be found at:  http://www.cluelesscollective.co.uk


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