iDump/ iDrew

how could i fall for it yet again

meet me in westfield you said

as if going to stratford on a saturday

ain’t bad enough

we’ll ‘ave a larf and flash the card

then maybe later

a meal then catch a flick

sounded cool

 

promises like pie crust

you had to stand me up a cowardly

voicemail message sorry babe

i should have known by that tone alone

mate got me ticket for the match

 

you’d rather watch those overpaid fools

lose to arsenal

in the company of beer bellied bellends

than spend the afternoon with me

 

think on dead boy

i just don’t care if they need the points

you’ve just been relegated

you can meet me after ‘cept i won’t be there

stuff yer pizza ‘cos tonight

i’m off clubbing with lauren and claire

should get lucky too yeah i think

we’re gonna score

 

so enjoy yer pints of bitter and yer silly songs

like the pundits say

at this level you have to take yer chances

took a shot that hit row zed

then caught offside

yer number’s up and you’ve been substituted

i won’t be playing with you again

 

 

Writing under the name of iDrew to co-ordinate with her titles, Essex girl Drew has previously been published in various magazines both on-line and in print.  She enjoys shopping, boys and clubs but claims these are all merely research for her writing.   She is also one of the founding members of the Clueless Collective and can be found at: http://www.cluelesscollective.co.uk

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